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And now tonight's classic movie.

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Viewers are warned that the subject
matter involves characters who react

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frank and unrestrained language.

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Oh, now I want to record this for ages.

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It's all right, we'll take over this
suede concert.

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No!

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Some horror thing!

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That's mine.

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I haven't watched that.

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Oh, no, it's a good bit.

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What's all that for?

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I'll do the videos. I don't think so.

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If that happens, I'll not have the
beginning.

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Oh, never mind.

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What are you doing in here?

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Just looking at it.

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It's great, isn't it?

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Well, there's no going back now.

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Here, I made you some Complan.

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You feeling less faint now?

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I think so.

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I'll let in a bit of fresh air.

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Better?

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Good.

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Let's have another look at the chart.

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I should still be ovulating.

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into your groin? From round my neck.

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Well, I don't know. They work for a
witch on Robert Kilroy's silk.

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Shall we get on with things?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Tony? Hmm?

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Aren't you coming upstairs?

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Thought I was upstairs.

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No, look, it's the living room, see?

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Oh, yeah.

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Coming up, then.

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I don't think I can.

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Is it the twigs? No, not the twigs. We
don't have to use the twigs. They're

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optional. Plenty of people have twigless
babies. Would you prefer the whale

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music?

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What a new batch. They're supposed to be
very good. The rhythms of nature.

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What do you think?

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The gibbon grove in Madagascar during
pairing season.

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The Indian jungle on Midsummer's Night.

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How about a 20 -tonne humpback off the
coast of Gibraltar?

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Is it going to work?

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Well, it's just swimming around, I
think.

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Is it going to make you conceive?

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Well, it might. Do we don't know? Do we
try?

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Rona,

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you're all getting too much for me.

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You're not giving up on me now, are you?

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Perhaps you should try with somebody
else.

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Don't you want to carry on?

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Well, the mind is willing, but the flesh
is... I think... Sorry.

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No.

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All right, I understand.

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I suppose it was to be expected, really.

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It's not a pretty fate for a man, after
all, is it?

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To be kept in a house by an insatiable
woman, making impossible demands

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on him day and night.

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forcing him to have sex with her over
and over and

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over and over.

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Why do we have to go upstairs when all
we need is downstairs?

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Such as what?

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Well, this for a start.

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What have you made them?

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Lemon meringue pie.

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Yum, yum, big fun. They're not for us.

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Where did you get those shoulder pads?
Are they mine?

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They're out today.

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Didn't you know?

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Put them back where you found them.

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Not on the laptop.

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Oh, no.

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Here, wipe off.

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Didn't cut up anything on these and not
leave any blood.

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Get rid of this and wash your hands.

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Just a minute. What have you been
cutting up in here?

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Nothing much.

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Not in there, in here.

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You're using that. This one? the hands.
That one's for food.

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And don't put your hands on the tea
towel.

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What? We always used to. It's different
now. We're not playing at this anymore.

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We're... What do you mean, nothing much?

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Nothing.

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You are not to conduct any of your weird
experiments or cut up anything on these

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worktops. Understand?

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What about that?

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Not even him.

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Why is it all up for him to clean his
work boots on? Where?

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Just there. Oh, wonderful.

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to the edge of Mount Etna.

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Oh, the Blues Brothers.

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Great. I'm keeping it.

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Why are you recording Channel 4 now? I'm
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You are.

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Switch to the video channel.

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Yes, yes. Look, I'm recording this.

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What?

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Please don't eject! No!

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You did it on purpose, don't you? You
know I love that film.

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Mum? What?

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I've got a minute. Does it look like it?

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Club will be here in a minute. Hey, just
for the dress rehearsal.

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We've got tonight?

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Yes, but, well... Oh,

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they're still soggy at the bottom.

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What's the matter with them?

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What? I need to talk to you about
something.

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Oh, can't it wait?

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I'll have to put them... back and hope
for the best.

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Why have you got so much pastry left?

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It's about the show.

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You've been practising your song for
weeks, haven't you? Yes. Oh, there you

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Oh, it's for Keith, basically. Well,
I'll have to put the extra in the fridge

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for now.

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Can't you stop for a minute?

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I've told you, this is my work now.

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Why don't you talk it over with Father?

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With Dad?

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Yeah. He might be surprised how
understanding he is. You git.

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Right.

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That's it.

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You've done this once too often. I'm
pulling her... That's your plug,

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First lot must be set by now.

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Now we'll see who's boss, shall we? Who
chooses which channel to record?

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Not so tough with your current turned
up, are you?

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Just making a technical adjustment
there.

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You all right?

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Yeah.

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Fine, thanks.

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Any sign of my...

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Where's Rona?

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Hello,

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babe. Come on, baby.

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Jane! I'm just coming.

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Well, come in, come in.

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How are the old brewers going?

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All right. Getting nervous about the big
night, are we?

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It's just a concert in the school hall.
Well, if you need a hand... No, well...

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Bill, can you make a cup for Clive?

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When are you going to fix this wire?

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Hopeless with anything electrical.

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Hi, Bill.

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You look good.

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Thanks. I just have to do my lipstick.

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Exactly. Um... Are you wearing the right
to... Fine.

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Clive, we're going to be late.

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Hello, Jenny.

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Hello, Charlene.

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This is Charlene.

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She's in the show, too.

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Oh, uh... How do you, uh...

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Oh, God.

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Well, there's yours, anyway.

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Bill, can I ask you something technical?

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What, now?

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How do you make small breasts bigger?

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Ferdinand Crute. Not chicken breasts.

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Real breasts.

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I've told you before, Ben. Arnold
Schwarzenegger isn't natural. You're

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you are.

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Not mine.

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Pass me that saucepan.

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Why this sudden entry?

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Oh, I just wondered.

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If you saw someone and they looked...
bigger than they were before, what would

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you think?

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Probably a wonder bra.

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A wonder bra?

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Yes, you must have seen them in the
shops.

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No. They're all great.

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They take what you've got, push it and
sort of squeeze it all up to the top.

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How do you mean?

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Well, you start with this.

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Where is she?

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Bill. She's probably lost into a baby
dream again. Bill, something's up with

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Jenny. I think you should talk to her.
You talk to her. I'm busy. I can't talk

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to her about this.

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Her life's on. She must be in. I'd
better go and get her or we'll never get

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anything done tonight.

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I know I got you one ages ago.

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Where was it?

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My sock drawer.

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That is not funny.

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All right, you can go now.

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I want to see you play.

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Look, this is private. I just want to
mellow out with a blues session.

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Go on.

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I'm dead.

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All right, but don't break the mood once
I've started.

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Count me in for four, all right? OK.

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Come on.

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laid ones. Well, how difficult can it
be?

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You can only suck or blow.

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Count me in again.

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One, two, three, four.

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Well, what are you staring at?

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Well, I thought you'd gone to the show.

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Where's Mum?

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Well, she's talking to Rona about some
food.

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I might have known.

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That's all she ever cares about these
days.

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Just go back up and talk to her. Yeah,
you better.

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So don't remember. We'll be over in a
minute.

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Well?

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That's that.

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Where's Tony?

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Go sleep up.

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Nothing will wake him up tonight.

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Where did they come from?

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Pizza Hut.

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With a medium deep pan, regular diet
Coke and two poisonous reptiles of your

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choice for 4 .95.

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How should I know?

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I must have got in through the window.

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What are we going to do?

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I don't know about you, but I'm not
planning on doing anything.

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What if we inch very slowly towards the
door?

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Good idea.

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nearer the door.

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All right.

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No, I don't think they like that idea.

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Oh, I'm going to have to move in a
minute. My legs are going dead.

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Just be your legs if you make a
movement.

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Well, what's your suggestion?

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Wait here for the flying mongoose?

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How long do snakes live?

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I don't know.

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Not David Attenborough. Why?

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We must live longer than snakes.

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Are you suggesting we just wait here
till they drop dead?

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Yes. Well, don't they charm snakes in
India? I don't understand.

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Well, play them some music with stereos
on.

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Well, I'm not touching it.

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The remote's just down here.

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Watch out.

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All I have to do is change it from

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tape to tape.

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pacified them.

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What is this CD?

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Seventies Gold, Volume 18.

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Is it working?

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Well, if it isn't, death's not going to
seem so unwelcome.

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I want to look like a bleak dog in front
of the whole school.

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But that's a porter family tradition.

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I knew you wouldn't understand.

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You're a man.

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Yeah, that's right. I don't understand.
I don't know anything.

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I don't even know what a wonder bra is.

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What about the show?

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You saw Charlene.

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Not just before Clive and me.

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Who's going to want to see St Michael's
Mount when they've been marvelling at

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the Himalayas?

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It's going to be totally, utterly
humiliating. She's not that wonderful.

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It's all right for you. You've never had
to worry about things like that. Oh,

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no?

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It was Christopher Tuck for a start.

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Who? When we were at school.

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Christopher Tuck.

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He was captain of the football team.

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He was captain of the rugby team.

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He'd have been captain of the Titanic if
it involved wearing shorts.

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Whenever we split into basketball teams,
he'd always be in skins, I would always

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be in shirts.

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Everybody knew I wobbled when I ran.

269
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I don't see what that's got to do with
it.

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You didn't see him in the showers.

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I used to pray to God, please don't let
me have to shower next to Christopher

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Tuck. I'd be suicidal for a week.

273
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,480
You mean he was... Unbelievably.

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He only had to appear in his swimming
costume and the RE mistress would faint.

275
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:26,540
Then one day, I bumped into Susan
Woolley, the girl we married.

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Guess what?

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They got divorced after two weeks. I
asked her why.

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She said he was hopeless in bed.

279
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He only cared about himself.

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Do you see?

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I think so.

282
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Appearances don't matter in the long
run. It's what you are.

283
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,350
Of course.

284
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Now I've got a complete log in my
trousers, I have it both ways.

285
00:18:50,091 --> 00:18:56,759
Still have to go on after Charlene,
though. That's true. What time does it

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start? Pugsley!

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It started.

288
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Not much time, then.

289
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,570
What?

290
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:05,450
We have to think of something to help
Jen out. She's going on after Charlene.

291
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Charlene Tipton.

292
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,800
Why, what's she doing?

293
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Her Madonna impression.

294
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,780
The front row may explode.

295
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,860
Think fast, Mr. Motto.

296
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:14,600
Can I have what Jen needs?

297
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:17,600
It's the right builder.

298
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,770
Why did you get this?

299
00:19:21,771 --> 00:19:23,979
I thought it was going to be your
birthday present.

300
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:26,820
Brilliant. Jen, get your things.

301
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,320
We have the technology here.

302
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,710
No,

303
00:19:35,601 --> 00:19:38,159
that's not working either.

304
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,210
Next one.

305
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,300
How about this?

306
00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:53,510
Nate's going to be charmed by Papa Joe,
by the sweet.

307
00:19:53,511 --> 00:19:54,729
He might be.

308
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,070
They won't. It's terrible.

309
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:58,470
Try another one. All right, all right.

310
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:06,810
It's a program called Harem. I don't
know.

311
00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:08,960
Yes, it is. Listen.

312
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:15,170
This was on top of the pops the night we
moved into our house.

313
00:20:15,171 --> 00:20:18,249
Do you remember? You came over and
offered us a cup of tea.

314
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,950
Yes. I thought it was really nice of
you.

315
00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:25,369
Of course, now I realise that, in fact,
both our removal men were wearing little

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vests.

317
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:27,760
It's not that.

318
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:28,880
I was just being nice.

319
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:30,330
Even the blonde one?

320
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,950
He wasn't really blonde.

321
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:33,380
Ah.

322
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,570
Hold me.

323
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:39,589
He'd had his hair highlighted to look
like... I don't know, some footballer. I

324
00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:40,640
can't remember.

325
00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,840
Probably looks like Bobby Charlton by
now.

326
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:46,200
Your mum came over and tried to make you
come back here.

327
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:47,850
She was always worrying about me.

328
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,200
That's before we were knocked through.

329
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,370
Ditto.

330
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,820
Before I had Jenny.

331
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,370
What?

332
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,630
Oh, nothing.

333
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,939
She wanted me to talk to her about
something earlier on, but I was too busy

334
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:02,990
the new kitchen.

335
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,630
I'm sure she understands how important
it is to you.

336
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:06,910
Oh, is it?

337
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,660
When we moved into that house, it was a
place to make a family.

338
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:13,730
Now it's been converted into a cottage
industry.

339
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:18,449
I've been so... caught up in the idea of
it all. I didn't really stop to think

340
00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:20,920
how it was going to change everything
till today.

341
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,580
It's funny how you can get too close to
an idea, isn't it?

342
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:25,960
Yeah.

343
00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:30,650
I don't really care whether I have a
baby or not now.

344
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,580
What?

345
00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,290
What's all this with Tony, then?

346
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:35,840
Exactly.

347
00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:37,630
What's all this with Tony?

348
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:40,710
I mean, of course I wanted it to start
with.

349
00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:44,710
But as it went on and on...

350
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,050
No.

351
00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:50,440
I realise that when it's stopped, he'd
think I want him to leave.

352
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:51,920
Don't you want him to?

353
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,060
Well, I never had any pressure to make a
relationship, so it just happened.

354
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,000
Well, why don't you tell him?

355
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,560
I might change things.

356
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,080
It might all go wrong like before.

357
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,770
Well, if you don't try, you'll never
find out.

358
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,050
No.

359
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,700
You know what's happened. This music's
charmed us. Get rid of it.

360
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:17,670
What's that?

361
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,720
Sounds like our car.

362
00:22:19,721 --> 00:22:21,779
Did you switch everything off in the
kitchen?

363
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:22,830
Yes, don't worry.

364
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,110
Now what?

365
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:28,060
Oh, I don't know. That CD was a dead
loss.

366
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,520
How about some radio?

367
00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:55,070
Don't rest, rehearsal.

368
00:23:55,071 --> 00:23:59,129
You don't get people saying, please, can
I go to the toilet in the middle of a

369
00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:01,009
Royal Shakespeare Company production.

370
00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:02,060
This is no exception.

371
00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:03,890
Cue the introductory music!

372
00:24:35,621 --> 00:24:42,729
to see so many of you lovely people here
tonight, and we would especially like

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00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:45,429
to welcome all the representatives of
the school on board.

374
00:24:45,430 --> 00:24:52,389
We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the
show, and

375
00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:56,809
please remember that no matter who you
are and what you do to live, thrive, and

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00:24:56,810 --> 00:24:59,940
survive, there are still some things
that make us all the same.

377
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,330
Sweetheart miss.

378
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,410
Sweetheart miss.

379
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,530
Sugar the kiss.

380
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:22,830
Sugar the kiss.

381
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,880
I need you, you, you.

382
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,200
I need you, you, you.

383
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,500
I need you, you, you. In the morning.

384
00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:33,580
You, you, you. When my soul's on fire.

385
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,970
You, you, you.

386
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:37,300
Sometimes I feel.

387
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,620
I feel a little sad inside.

388
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,820
When my bed in the street's dead.

389
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,800
I need you, you, you.

390
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,000
I need you, you, you.

391
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,380
I need you, you, you.

392
00:26:12,381 --> 00:26:16,139
I need you. You know, people, when you
do find a special somebody, hold that

393
00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:19,339
woman, hold that man, love him, please
him, squeeze her, please her, hold,

394
00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:22,739
squeeze, please that person, get them
all your love, signify your feelings

395
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:26,039
every jealous arrest, because it's so
important to have that special somebody

396
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,600
all kiss and squeeze and please.

397
00:26:41,941 --> 00:26:43,829
We got this.

398
00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:44,880
Sugar the kiss.

399
00:26:45,130 --> 00:26:46,180
Sugar the kiss.

400
00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:48,210
I need you, you, you.

401
00:26:48,470 --> 00:26:50,590
I need you, you, you.

402
00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:56,930
I need you, you, you. When my soul's on
fire.

403
00:26:57,590 --> 00:27:00,090
When I need someone around.

404
00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:02,450
I need you, you, you.

405
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,879
Sent them into a coma. Nothing will...

406
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:35,859
Well, I'll say one thing for this

407
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:36,910
evening.

408
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,840
You've given us plenty of time to stop
and think.

409
00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:44,460
Yes. We must get trapped by escaped
reptiles regularly.

410
00:27:45,140 --> 00:27:46,190
How so?

411
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:47,630
No, you're right.

412
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,880
What's that outside?

413
00:27:51,401 --> 00:27:53,769
Someone's got a bonfire.

414
00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:58,320
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